White people

This cat doesn't like to play dress up

Teens driving

During a robbery, one of the robbers mask slid down.
He looked at a man and asked. Did you see my face?
The man said yes! The robber shot him.
Then he asked a woman. Did you see my face?
She said no, but my husband over there did.

Anybody want to watch Top Gun?

If you haven't seen the rewind from 2013, definitely check it out

If there was a camp for ADHD kids, would it be called a concentration camp?

Old Couple

An old couple prepares to go to sleep. The man gets in bed, but the woman lies down on the floor.
The old man asks, "Why are you on the floor?" 
The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change."